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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 11 days ago

Anon goes to a steakhouse

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Anon goes to a steakhouse

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 11 days ago
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  • salacious_coaster@infosec.pub
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    11 days ago

    I mean, I guess some girls are into that. More importantly, where the fuck can I get all you can eat ribs for $15, and did they give anon food poisoning???

    • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
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      The one where it is fabricated by texts of green

      • morrowind@lemmy.ml
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        11 days ago

        Or the year starts with 19

        • sandwich.make(bathing_in_bismuth)@sh.itjust.works
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          10 days ago

          1900-HOMO

      • Damage@feddit.it
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        11 days ago

        By an homosexual

    • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works
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      Applebees was running a $15 all you can eat ribs at one point not too long ago. Probably won’t get food poisoning from Applebees because everything comes from one supply chain and is all pre packaged and over microwaved.

    • arnitbier@sh.itjust.works
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      Waitresses barely get paid except in tips there bro, she’s not into that, she’s into whatever makes you feel welcome and thus likely to pay her a wage that she’s there to acquire… Seriously clueless takes here

  • BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works
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    Uh uh uh I know this one

    “what is a tip based economy?”

    • Taleya@aussie.zone
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      Could be a feeder fetish. All you can eat waitressing sounds like a good job for such

      • JackbyDev@programming.dev
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        Or just acting like that for tips, like the food service equivalent of a stripper sort of lol

        • baines@lemmy.cafe
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          instructions unclear married the stripper

  • morphballganon@mtgzone.com
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    I figured the woman in the image was OP, not the waitress, so I was confused at their primitive understanding of how women behave

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    She’s trying to get a big tip, genius.

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    Fake: girl is interested in anon

    Gay: dude likes “eating meat” lol

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