🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 15 hours agoAnon doesn't enjoy anythingsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square20linkfedilinkarrow-up196
arrow-up196imageAnon doesn't enjoy anythingsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 15 hours agomessage-square20linkfedilink
minus-squaredrolex@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up29·15 hours agoIf you’re a Christian and meditate 15 minutes every day, you’re doing it wrong! Unsupervised meditation will put your soul at risk of the devil’s temptations! Instead, rely on the good old cathomaxxing method: 666 6 hours of mass and prayers 6 hours of work in silence 6 hours of masturbation mixed work and prayers
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 hours agoAnd that still leaves 6 hours to, er, “spend with the kids”.
minus-squarejade52@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·8 hours agoAll for only $666.66 in a 6 hour online course.
If you’re a Christian and meditate 15 minutes every day, you’re doing it wrong!
Unsupervised meditation will put your soul at risk of the devil’s temptations!
Instead, rely on the good old cathomaxxing method: 666
masturbationmixed work and prayersAnd that still leaves 6 hours to, er, “spend with the kids”.
All for only $666.66 in a 6 hour online course.